2007-12-31

Bokslut 2007

Happy New Year Y'All!

Listen, I'm in a hurry, so let's not get our hopes up. But something ought to be written this last day of the year, or I shant be able to sleep for the coming 366 days, or however many days there are.

Anywho, I like music. Yes! Confession time, girls. Sometimes, I look at you guys and I fantasize. In my dream, we are a band. And we produce a couple of records.





This is the cover of our Christian Rock album. It's called "Jesus is out there". We get really good reviews, with describing key words like truthful, emotional and hip. We tour the forest-covered south of Sweden for six whole months.





This is our feminist album. It's called "Vague Vaginas" and all the songs sound like bad versions of Le Tigre's Deceptacon. We get no respect and few reviews, but we don't care.




This is our romantic album. Its name is "heart". We get no reviews for this one, and Tiny thinks it's because we used the symbol of a heart on the cover instead of writing heart with letters. Newspapers don't like using symbols in articles, she says. We think she makes a lot of sense.


Finally, we're out of money and we decide to produce a good old Smurf Hits album. Basically, we sing covers of our previous material (mostly the popular Jesus stuff) using the reliable technique of smurf voicing. It sells. Poorly.



Then we O.D and die.

2007-12-18

OBS! VAR VÄNLIG TAG MED LEGITIMATION


Joha: hur går det med din 101-lista?
Hur många saker har du gjort?

Elsa: Lever du?

Mart: Lika trevligt som alltid att talas vid. (ja, faktiskt, jag och Mart förde ett aldeles normalt och trevligt samtal via msn härom kvällen)

2007-12-01

Doin it elf-style.

Time for some Christmas Spirit Oddball style.

Enjoy.

Do a little dance. Make a little love. And watch us go.