2007-05-02

I want to find a child of appropriate size and teach it how to swear.

3 comments:

  1. And I want to eat forty apples a day and get away with it.


    Won't happen.

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  2. But my want is more likely to be fulfilled than yours.

    What size is your niece now again? A good size?

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  3. She is quite small. But I hear she can "walk like a giant" on command.

    It's supposed to be quite breathtaking.

    But remember, she is mine to shape!

    I might be absent at the moment, but I am going to make up for it.

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