Watching Women

Today I caught myself observing women and their behaviour. It was the kind of observation an anthropologist does of a foreign culture. It was the kind of observing that is done from an emotional distance. The outsider looking in. I was floating in a genderless state where I observed a group to which I did not count myself.

Then I accidentally poked myself in the boob with a broom and was completely and utterly shocked to realise I too am a woman.