2009-12-30
2009-12-28
Dagens Urklipp - UAS
Jag tjuvlyssnade på denna ensidiga konversation på jobbet häromdan.
Anonym Sjuksyster: Han ollar den hela tiden! Och det blir ju alltid så jobbigt då.Tog mig en bra stund innan jag förstått att jag tjuvlyssnat fel och att Doktorn inte alls ollade maskinen, utan nollade den. Men det var mycket underhållande medans det varade.
2009-12-15
En dag som alla andra.
Som alla andra snöiga dagar då man helst vill stanna inne och inte ha några byxor på sig.
Idag har jag frenetiskt imdb-at och kommit fram till att:
Det är samma skådespelare som spelar Prästen i Emil i Lönneberga och Tengil i Bröderna Lejonhjärta!
Den (typ) bäst filmatiserade (om inte Birk hade spelat över så frenetiskt) Astrid Lindgren-sagan är regisserad av Tage Danielsson.
Mio min Mio är en internationell (med stor rysk influens) produktion med Christian Bale, Christopher Lee och Timothy Bottoms. Dock heter den " The Land of Faraway".
Jag måste ha varit alltför ung för att förstå att den var dubbad.
Det är synd och skam att man inte kan få tag på "Jim och Piraterna Blom" på dvd.
Eller få tag på den alls.
Faktiskt
Här är del 1. Resten hittar ni på youtube!
Idag har jag frenetiskt imdb-at och kommit fram till att:
Det är samma skådespelare som spelar Prästen i Emil i Lönneberga och Tengil i Bröderna Lejonhjärta!
Den (typ) bäst filmatiserade (om inte Birk hade spelat över så frenetiskt) Astrid Lindgren-sagan är regisserad av Tage Danielsson.
Mio min Mio är en internationell (med stor rysk influens) produktion med Christian Bale, Christopher Lee och Timothy Bottoms. Dock heter den " The Land of Faraway".
Jag måste ha varit alltför ung för att förstå att den var dubbad.
Det är synd och skam att man inte kan få tag på "Jim och Piraterna Blom" på dvd.
Eller få tag på den alls.
Faktiskt
Här är del 1. Resten hittar ni på youtube!
2009-12-08
One of these days, honey...
This blog is dangerously close to being put on ice. A highly defrostable ice-state. But ice, nonetheless. We will hold it wide open during the “put your year in pictures-project” but come January and we’re still experiencing blog post desert this blog will be put on hold. Outspoken abstinence might encourage creativity. In any case, it will be an experiment worth trying.
Until that day, I will keep on living my life as I know it. Lately, I can’t seem to walk anywhere without imagining myself falling. Everything I walk by that looks stumble-worthy; a sidewalk; a rock; a small child, I picture myself tripping over, falling headlong, dropping everything I hold in my hands, leaving my body spread out on the street as an animal shot. People stare and I usually hurt myself badly. By the time I reach the imaginary hospital, I have since long passed the initial obstacle on my way to wherever. And in between, I imagine walking into signs, and tree branches, only to destroy my eyes by ripping out the cornea. My dad, who earlier this year underwent eye surgery, claims that the cornea is one of the most pain sensitive areas on your body.
Other than that, I spend hours each day reading about sexual violence, mostly in the form of rape. Rape in woods, rape at home, rape in history, rape today and rape as an instrument of war. Some days, I take lonely walks in the dark. Funny thing is, I never do my mental falls when it’s dark, which is more or less obvious, since all the obstacles are hidden in darkness and I am busy contemplating sexual abuse.
Today's music: The New Pornographers
Until that day, I will keep on living my life as I know it. Lately, I can’t seem to walk anywhere without imagining myself falling. Everything I walk by that looks stumble-worthy; a sidewalk; a rock; a small child, I picture myself tripping over, falling headlong, dropping everything I hold in my hands, leaving my body spread out on the street as an animal shot. People stare and I usually hurt myself badly. By the time I reach the imaginary hospital, I have since long passed the initial obstacle on my way to wherever. And in between, I imagine walking into signs, and tree branches, only to destroy my eyes by ripping out the cornea. My dad, who earlier this year underwent eye surgery, claims that the cornea is one of the most pain sensitive areas on your body.
Other than that, I spend hours each day reading about sexual violence, mostly in the form of rape. Rape in woods, rape at home, rape in history, rape today and rape as an instrument of war. Some days, I take lonely walks in the dark. Funny thing is, I never do my mental falls when it’s dark, which is more or less obvious, since all the obstacles are hidden in darkness and I am busy contemplating sexual abuse.
Today's music: The New Pornographers
2009-11-24
A Challenge!!! with exhibitionism!! and jacuzzis!
We like pictures. Shiny pictures! Do you like pictures?
The year of "förpuppning" is coming to an end, and we like sums. Sometimes it is even fun to summarise. Therefore lets each provide a mathematical term to describe the past 12 months of our joint, or not joint life. Or we could just describe our year in a series of 12 more or less pointless, arrogant or plainly plain pictures.
Pressure, but good pressure, like in a steamy jacuzzi with glistening and tanned and flexing and pumping and....yeah, nevermind. In reality this is just a mindless attempt to fit a few more posts into the 2009 archive of this blog. If you feel like this is a worthy cause then upload your 12 pictures describing the past year and lets all look at them and laugh ourselves silly while we engage in a brilliant example of virtual exhibitionism.
The year of "förpuppning" is coming to an end, and we like sums. Sometimes it is even fun to summarise. Therefore lets each provide a mathematical term to describe the past 12 months of our joint, or not joint life. Or we could just describe our year in a series of 12 more or less pointless, arrogant or plainly plain pictures.
Pressure, but good pressure, like in a steamy jacuzzi with glistening and tanned and flexing and pumping and....yeah, nevermind. In reality this is just a mindless attempt to fit a few more posts into the 2009 archive of this blog. If you feel like this is a worthy cause then upload your 12 pictures describing the past year and lets all look at them and laugh ourselves silly while we engage in a brilliant example of virtual exhibitionism.
2009-11-01
More conformist shit.
- Reconnect with Her!
- Send Her a message!
- Write on Her wall!
- You haven’t talked on Facebook lately, sen Her a message!
- Reconnect with Her!
- Write on Her wall!
- Send Her a message!
- Help make Facebook better for Her.
- Poke Her!
For what feels like several weeks now, Facebook has been placing a small picture of tiny in the right column of the home page. Never anyone else. The picture shows tiny looking at me from below, somewhat hunchback-like, and Facebook continously attaches subtle messages to her picture. The words change from time to time, but the original message still remains. tiny doesn’t fit into the Facebook Dream. For that I love Her.
And the Facebook shall never know.
- Send Her a message!
- Write on Her wall!
- You haven’t talked on Facebook lately, sen Her a message!
- Reconnect with Her!
- Write on Her wall!
- Send Her a message!
- Help make Facebook better for Her.
- Poke Her!
For what feels like several weeks now, Facebook has been placing a small picture of tiny in the right column of the home page. Never anyone else. The picture shows tiny looking at me from below, somewhat hunchback-like, and Facebook continously attaches subtle messages to her picture. The words change from time to time, but the original message still remains. tiny doesn’t fit into the Facebook Dream. For that I love Her.
And the Facebook shall never know.
2009-10-31
2009-10-28
More Nipple Tassels at Boob Night
Let's celebrate boobs with "Boob Night"!
Nästa vecka har vi en pysselkväll!
Den går i bröstens tecken.
Mycket bröst eller helt enkelt synlig bh (alternativet är att klä oss i rosa, vilket är B).
Menyn består av:
Krustader med gräddfil + liten bröstvårteliknande klick röd rom
Potatishalvor placerade med snittytan nedåt.
Kycklingbröst
Rosa sås
Rosa glass i div bröstform till efterrätt, och baknig av bröstkakor kommer att ske fortlöpande under kvällen.
För att slappna av spelar vi däremellan tutt-memo, diskuterar bröstens anatomi samt (kvällens höjdpunkt) övar på att snurra våra Nipple Tassels!
Denna kväll kan inte gå fel!
Tisdag, anyone?
2009-10-27
Instead of Lindsay Lohan's take on nipple tassels...
After a hard day’s work in school, I find it highly rewarding listening to this song. Because, contrary to facts, it makes me feel like I’ve accomplished something. Bryan Ferry might not be the prettiest puppy in the petshop, but his voice IS smoother than sunshine. And since the sun’s been hiding its ass for over a week now, Roxy Music is my substitute.
On a darker note, Halloween’s coming up and I might’ve promised hosting some kind of black-spandex-red-lips party. Somehow, I find that thought highly depressing right now. But that’s probably just my heavy workload talking. Can anyone be so kind as to inform me of the cancelability of that specific event?
And finally, tiny, remember that time when we were at that awfully trendy club somewhere close to Champs Elysées and that horrible guard insinuated that my awesome dress was too coat-y, simply by asking if it was a coat and if so advised me to hand it in to the wardrobe? And I was like Man, me and my dress are are as coat-y as this place is ghey! Of course I didn’t say that. What does that even mean? No. Instead, I felt strangely exposed, almost naked, when naturally, I should‘ve felt the opposite. But - and here’s my point - apparently this kind of conformist shit happens to other people as well. And I swear, I didn't even wear turtleneck that specific night.
On a darker note, Halloween’s coming up and I might’ve promised hosting some kind of black-spandex-red-lips party. Somehow, I find that thought highly depressing right now. But that’s probably just my heavy workload talking. Can anyone be so kind as to inform me of the cancelability of that specific event?
And finally, tiny, remember that time when we were at that awfully trendy club somewhere close to Champs Elysées and that horrible guard insinuated that my awesome dress was too coat-y, simply by asking if it was a coat and if so advised me to hand it in to the wardrobe? And I was like Man, me and my dress are are as coat-y as this place is ghey! Of course I didn’t say that. What does that even mean? No. Instead, I felt strangely exposed, almost naked, when naturally, I should‘ve felt the opposite. But - and here’s my point - apparently this kind of conformist shit happens to other people as well. And I swear, I didn't even wear turtleneck that specific night.
2009-10-23
Favorit i repris. Som man säger.
Kungen är ute och jagar älg igen. Detta meddelade Rapport i ett reportage i gårdagens sändning:
[bild på en man i skogen klädd i grönt som röker en cigarr]
Och i gränstrakterna mellan Dalarna och Västmanland har kungen tillsammans med direktörer, grevar, friherrar och politiker jagat älg de senaste två dagarna, och vår monark gick inte lottlös
[bild på en man som lyfter huvudet på en död älg genom att dra den i örat]
- nä ja sköt en liten pinn en pinn-pinn-tjur, en ko, kalv och en pinn-pinn, pinn-tjur, som man säger.
[slut på reportaget]
[bild på en man i skogen klädd i grönt som röker en cigarr]
Och i gränstrakterna mellan Dalarna och Västmanland har kungen tillsammans med direktörer, grevar, friherrar och politiker jagat älg de senaste två dagarna, och vår monark gick inte lottlös
[bild på en man som lyfter huvudet på en död älg genom att dra den i örat]
- nä ja sköt en liten pinn en pinn-pinn-tjur, en ko, kalv och en pinn-pinn, pinn-tjur, som man säger.
[slut på reportaget]
2009-10-15
2009-10-07
(e)Harlequin
As I think we are all familiarising ourselves with the lovely (or not so lovely) world of Harlequin, I thought it was about time we had a post on it. Or basically I got a little bit bored and googled Harlequin, and quickly found myself on eHarlequin.com.
While enjoying myself immensely as I browsed the site (and found free downloadable copies of their books! - and yes I am totally thinking about downloading the one about fatherhood and twins) I also found my new favourite category of books, Superromance. I kid you not, there is such a genre. It does not include supermen or mutants, but is simply a kind of romance so super it deserves it's own genre. Or to quote the site itself;
While enjoying myself immensely as I browsed the site (and found free downloadable copies of their books! - and yes I am totally thinking about downloading the one about fatherhood and twins) I also found my new favourite category of books, Superromance. I kid you not, there is such a genre. It does not include supermen or mutants, but is simply a kind of romance so super it deserves it's own genre. Or to quote the site itself;
"Romance has never felt more real than in our Harlequin Superromance series! More than a romantic relationship, it's mainstream romance with the promise of happy ever after!"
Is it just me or does this description sound incredibly aggressive? Oppressive almost. All those exclamation points!
And seeing how they both cater to the African-American and Hispanic communities I say why not replace the Sheik with the predatory-Butch. As a matter of fact why not read through their extremely helpful writing guidelines and then get cracking.
What say you?
Is it just me or does this description sound incredibly aggressive? Oppressive almost. All those exclamation points!
And seeing how they both cater to the African-American and Hispanic communities I say why not replace the Sheik with the predatory-Butch. As a matter of fact why not read through their extremely helpful writing guidelines and then get cracking.
What say you?
2009-10-05
Jag ser ingen annan lösning...
Var det vi som undrade huruvida det enbart är kvinnor som släpps in på Ladies' Night? Hursomhelst är det tydligen någon därute, närmare bestämt en busschaufför, som också har funderat. I cirka åtta mil funderade han, för att slutligen ta ställning och agera.
Man thrown off bus in gender row.
Man thrown off bus in gender row.
2009-09-30
Mer musik.
Yesterday I learned that apparently, I drink more alcohol than 63% of the Swedish population.
Today I learned that Patrick Wolf has released a new album AND that he can pull off blonde. Am I late?
Tomorrow I will learn about Poland. And how they can't pull off the blonde.
Today I learned that Patrick Wolf has released a new album AND that he can pull off blonde. Am I late?
Tomorrow I will learn about Poland. And how they can't pull off the blonde.
2009-09-28
2009-09-27
Does it really anti-matter?
Today’s important public announcement concerns our joint gmail account and it comes in three parts, 1) We still have one, 2) it’s still working and 3) Butters and Mariah Carey.
On a brighter note, we sent a fan mail to the people of 3way, the web series. Fortunately, we made it not at all sound like a death threat. Which is talented, coming from us.
That is that. We now move on. No weaknesses.
On a brighter note, we sent a fan mail to the people of 3way, the web series. Fortunately, we made it not at all sound like a death threat. Which is talented, coming from us.
That is that. We now move on. No weaknesses.
2009-09-21
It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.
This has been sort of a bad day. Why? My king-size, super nice glass frame lost its grip and fell and broke and now my wall looks nude. And if my home is wrecked (although mildly) my soul is too. I feel like throwing myself on the floor, in fetal position, and with my head as a center start spinning on the floor, kicking myself around with the help of my feet. Faster, and faster. In theory, it would look cool and give me much comfort. But I lack the muscles needed for such an exercise. Instead I read up on nationalism, and listen to The National. An unintended combination, I swear. But I have got to say, Benedict Anderson’s theory of the nation as an imagined community goes pretty well with The National’s “Fake Empire”. Once again, my unconscious genius outshines everybody’s shoeshine. But to what good? The below posted video is pretentious. It shares many features with the music video Stewie Griffin made to impress on Joe and Bonnie’s newborn. But as I am as drawn to pretentiousness as flies are to malnourished children I will not refrain from posting it. Because this is how I feel when something falls and breaks. In my home. A Monday afternoon.
2009-09-19
De utvaldas skara.
Vi ska göra vad vi gör bäst!
Temafest!
Temat denna gång är vad de andra vill att vi ska vara. Du har alltså ingen egen bestämmanderätt över din egen utstyrsel! Intressant? Det är bara förnamnet!
Vad som är tänkt att diskuteras här är följaktligen vilka karaktärer vi önskar se varandra som. Mart är redan bestämd sedan länge, men resten?
Shoot baby, shoot!
Plats: Moussies ShagPad 091003
Preliminär tid 18.15.
Temafest!
Temat denna gång är vad de andra vill att vi ska vara. Du har alltså ingen egen bestämmanderätt över din egen utstyrsel! Intressant? Det är bara förnamnet!
Vad som är tänkt att diskuteras här är följaktligen vilka karaktärer vi önskar se varandra som. Mart är redan bestämd sedan länge, men resten?
Shoot baby, shoot!
Plats: Moussies ShagPad 091003
Preliminär tid 18.15.
2009-09-15
Konsert i Konserthuset!
Kanske är det inte helt oväntat att det är i konserthuset det är konsert, men jag vill att ni verkligen ska förstå budskapet. Jag har ännu inte varit på något event i konserthuset. Inget alls faktiskt, jag har smugit in, åkt rulltrappa och kikat på utsikten. Gratis. Men det var då! Nu blåser den nya tidens vind! Jag tänker betala för en attraktion!
På fredag 25:e september 19.30 är det konsert med Ólafur Arnalds i UKK. (Uppsala Konsert och Kongress. Jag hoppas innerligt att det inte bara jag som tycker det låter som en separatistfalang i en sydamerikansk gerilla).
Biljettpris 140 kr.
Vill ni följa med?
http://www.ukk.se/Konsert/Konsertprogram/Olafur-Arnalds/
På fredag 25:e september 19.30 är det konsert med Ólafur Arnalds i UKK. (Uppsala Konsert och Kongress. Jag hoppas innerligt att det inte bara jag som tycker det låter som en separatistfalang i en sydamerikansk gerilla).
Biljettpris 140 kr.
Vill ni följa med?
http://www.ukk.se/Konsert/Konsertprogram/Olafur-Arnalds/
2009-09-12
2009-09-10
En sund själ i en sund kropp (attack riktad mot tiny, Ape och alla andra gymmande jävla jantelagsmotarbetare)
Rent parentesmässigt vill jag börja med att visa omslaget till Mariah Careys senaste album.
[paus]
Sedan vill jag säga att jag förstår varför man kan bli utsatt för våldtäkt när man traskar längs en dåligt upplyst cykelväg i någon av Uppsalas mer perifera centraldelar. Det är inte så att jag var speciellt upphetsad, eller särskilt sugen på att hamna i brottslig konflikt med någon (det vill jag mycket sällan). Men känslan av oövervinnerlighet, tillsammans med övertygelsen om att jag skulle kunna våldta någon, den var påtaglig, när jag powerwalkade där i mörkret. Endorfiner från träning, mina vänner, gör underverk. Och andra saker.
När jag kom hem tände jag ett stearinljus och funderade kring fysisk aktivitet och elitism.
Vem tror du att du är? Vad är det för samhälle du bygger? I jantelagens Sverige skulle ingen jävel skylta med att man går till gymmet och älskar hårt med sig själv i en timme. Du skulle inte skryta över att lägga pengar på att stå och blotta dig i ett spegelrum fyllt med sadomasochistiska tillfredsställningsmaskiner. Du skulle dölja dina armars avsaknad av gäddhäng.
Okej att alla gör det, men gör det diskret. För i helvete.
[paus]
Sedan vill jag säga att jag förstår varför man kan bli utsatt för våldtäkt när man traskar längs en dåligt upplyst cykelväg i någon av Uppsalas mer perifera centraldelar. Det är inte så att jag var speciellt upphetsad, eller särskilt sugen på att hamna i brottslig konflikt med någon (det vill jag mycket sällan). Men känslan av oövervinnerlighet, tillsammans med övertygelsen om att jag skulle kunna våldta någon, den var påtaglig, när jag powerwalkade där i mörkret. Endorfiner från träning, mina vänner, gör underverk. Och andra saker.
När jag kom hem tände jag ett stearinljus och funderade kring fysisk aktivitet och elitism.
Vem tror du att du är? Vad är det för samhälle du bygger? I jantelagens Sverige skulle ingen jävel skylta med att man går till gymmet och älskar hårt med sig själv i en timme. Du skulle inte skryta över att lägga pengar på att stå och blotta dig i ett spegelrum fyllt med sadomasochistiska tillfredsställningsmaskiner. Du skulle dölja dina armars avsaknad av gäddhäng.
Okej att alla gör det, men gör det diskret. För i helvete.
2009-09-07
3 years and this could be us.
And related through the six degrees of YouTube separation, I am absolutely in love with this song; Willis - Word Up (damn spotify for not having it)
2009-09-03
Jamie Livingston's Photo of the Day
If you haven't already seen this I most definitely suggest you have a look at it. A man named Jamie Livingston photo documented his life from 1979 to his death in 1997. Each day (with a few exceptions of missing photos) he took a polaroid picture immortalising his memories.
It truly is all kinds of awesome and inspiring, heart-warming and heartbreaking all at the same time.
Photo of the Day
It truly is all kinds of awesome and inspiring, heart-warming and heartbreaking all at the same time.
Photo of the Day
2009-08-24
When did you stop being a bumby bear?
Jambo! as Lindsay Lohan’s character in Mean Girls so delicately puts it. I’m back from that continent that starts with an AAH and ends with FREAK OUT. It’s been two good months. But I also have good hopes for the future autumn. For no discernable reason.
Today L told me of a man who ingested funnyfunny mushrooms. The man then went out in the 'woods' and there he met something which he was certain was a bumby bear. However, the bumby bear eventually turned aggressive on the man and he had to lock it up in his wardrobe. He later realized the bumby bear in his closet was in fact a human being, and a dwarf, at that. That must’ve been weird.
Let’s say that I take mushrooms today. That will probably make me meet La Roux, in this video, but the soundtrack will be this song. I would be very happy. But then suddenly I would stab her to death with my brand new set of BBQ-knives. For no discernable reason. And then I would snap out of it and the dead body would turn out to be the dead body not of La Roux but of Amy Diamond. Phew! They sort of sound the same at times but are, of course, totally different. Anywho. Part of the world would rejoice but I would go to jail in any case. Which I think is only fair. One cannot go around killing people, however pointless their existence. I believe in some kind of basic human value. Yeah. But in jail I would get everybody’s dessert because - generally - prison people don’t like Amy Diamond. And then I would probably regret the mushrooms and write another letter to Lindsay Lohan, this time urgently asking for spiritual guidance.
Edit: I'm afraid I forgot to type down the main purpose of this post, which was: Ape, can you please please please get a La Roux haircut? I can even consider paying for having it done.
Today L told me of a man who ingested funnyfunny mushrooms. The man then went out in the 'woods' and there he met something which he was certain was a bumby bear. However, the bumby bear eventually turned aggressive on the man and he had to lock it up in his wardrobe. He later realized the bumby bear in his closet was in fact a human being, and a dwarf, at that. That must’ve been weird.
Let’s say that I take mushrooms today. That will probably make me meet La Roux, in this video, but the soundtrack will be this song. I would be very happy. But then suddenly I would stab her to death with my brand new set of BBQ-knives. For no discernable reason. And then I would snap out of it and the dead body would turn out to be the dead body not of La Roux but of Amy Diamond. Phew! They sort of sound the same at times but are, of course, totally different. Anywho. Part of the world would rejoice but I would go to jail in any case. Which I think is only fair. One cannot go around killing people, however pointless their existence. I believe in some kind of basic human value. Yeah. But in jail I would get everybody’s dessert because - generally - prison people don’t like Amy Diamond. And then I would probably regret the mushrooms and write another letter to Lindsay Lohan, this time urgently asking for spiritual guidance.
Edit: I'm afraid I forgot to type down the main purpose of this post, which was: Ape, can you please please please get a La Roux haircut? I can even consider paying for having it done.
Shoplifter Fail
Okej, det här var mest roligt för att det är på Stora Torget. Kinda reference humour, only not at all.
Shoplifter Fail
Shoplifter Fail
2009-08-21
"never felt this way before"
I don't even like marriages, and I can't dance, but there is something strangely endearing about this vid. I like how they just go with it, just let loose. It's horribly pretentious, but on some level it feels like they know it. Still they do it.
And is it horribly wrong to keep imagining this as Lolly's wedding? Glen dressed up in white and the odds supporting him as Lolly raises her arms and him above her head.
And is it horribly wrong to keep imagining this as Lolly's wedding? Glen dressed up in white and the odds supporting him as Lolly raises her arms and him above her head.
2009-08-18
Life Philosophy
"My goal in life is to live each and every single menstrual cycle- different! Different and better than the last."
I like it. I think I shall adopt it.
2009-08-15
The urge to watch.
I've got this pressing urge to watch people interact. I'm not sure where it came from, but I am currently burning to regard people from a distance. To see their body language, see their lips move, but not being able to hear the actual words. I wanna sit and I wanna watch and I wanna imagine.
I feel like I want to become better at understanding people, somehow it feels as if people-watching would be the first step.
Monday perhaps. Now all I need to do is find a good place to watch people interact without my presence being a direct influence or interference.
I feel like I want to become better at understanding people, somehow it feels as if people-watching would be the first step.
Monday perhaps. Now all I need to do is find a good place to watch people interact without my presence being a direct influence or interference.
2009-08-13
I'm not the only one mentally flossing.
It's a drug. An addiction. A vice. And a blessing. I simply cannot stop wanting to learn. I just want to absorb it all. Transform it. Make it mine.
Knowledge. That's what I'm talking about. This site helps. It doesn't cure me, but it helps.
http://www.mentalfloss.com/
Knowledge. That's what I'm talking about. This site helps. It doesn't cure me, but it helps.
http://www.mentalfloss.com/
I've got nothing.
Men jag tror jag måste gå till tandläkarn så nu önskar jag att Dr Alban var min tandläkare. Jag tror jag ska kall min läkare Alban och låtsas lite.
2009-07-26
Dagens Urklipp - Danne Fantom
FBI Agent 1: Men, ni är ju bara nördar!
Geek-boy 1: Tekniskt sett är vi bara entusiaster.
Jag är nog entusiast jag med.
2009-07-24
Watching Women
Today I caught myself observing women and their behaviour. It was the kind of observation an anthropologist does of a foreign culture. It was the kind of observing that is done from an emotional distance. The outsider looking in. I was floating in a genderless state where I observed a group to which I did not count myself.
Then I accidentally poked myself in the boob with a broom and was completely and utterly shocked to realise I too am a woman.
Then I accidentally poked myself in the boob with a broom and was completely and utterly shocked to realise I too am a woman.
2009-07-18
Whip It!
It seems incredibly shruggable, but they also know which buttons to push. Between the title, Peaches and Zoe Bell I kinda feel a need to see this.
2009-07-17
"free-lance cheese cutter by trade" & random lesbians
The lesbians showed me love by featuring my blog, so now I shall return the love and feature the lesbians.
And to make this summer a little bit perfect the 3Way gang have now posted an actual "full" episode of Ladycops. It is so perfect and filled with meta and cross-geeking that you hardly know what to do with yourself, other than to smile widely.
And to make this summer a little bit perfect the 3Way gang have now posted an actual "full" episode of Ladycops. It is so perfect and filled with meta and cross-geeking that you hardly know what to do with yourself, other than to smile widely.
2009-07-11
Summer of Discomfort Summary, Part 1
So here we are, midsummer and I’m still alive. I’m not doing much though, I’m working, full-time. It’s a strange experience, but also strangely satisfying. Seeing how all you other guyses have kept me up to speed with what you are doing I thought I'd return the favour, this is my virtual postcard to you.
So far this summer has consisted of;
YouTube love:
21 and 24 Gear Up (as a matter of fact large parts of the summer has been spent recreating this scene on messenger)
Angels (HD has never looked as good as it does in this brilliant manipulation)
Dee Snider on censorship (this is what I strive to be)
Hero. (Childhood)
Listening to:
Amadou & Mariam – The Magic Couple
Gossip – Music For Men
Snow Patrol – Run - Revised Album Version
Various Artists – New Orleans Jazz Of The 1920s
Reading:
Queer Theology ed. Gerard Loughlin
Crip Theory ed. Robert McRuer
Temptations:
8-bit tie
Soundtrack Shirt
Free Time Watch
Andy Richter Controls the Universe
The Venture Bros. - season 2
Squirrelly T-shirt
When it comes to the discomfort I’m actually doing good. I’ve engaged in some anger, which is not a usual feeling for me to revel in and I’m doing far too well with the angry queer thing (to the extent that I found Ice Age 3 troubling). I am also about to spend a lot of money on pointless gadgets/t-shirts. However when it comes to clean, I am still going with the whole fresh theme so I guess I'm failing there.
All in all a very interesting summer so far. Stay tuned for part 2, it should be here some time mid-August.
So far this summer has consisted of;
YouTube love:
21 and 24 Gear Up (as a matter of fact large parts of the summer has been spent recreating this scene on messenger)
Angels (HD has never looked as good as it does in this brilliant manipulation)
Dee Snider on censorship (this is what I strive to be)
Hero. (Childhood)
Listening to:
Amadou & Mariam – The Magic Couple
Gossip – Music For Men
Snow Patrol – Run - Revised Album Version
Various Artists – New Orleans Jazz Of The 1920s
Reading:
Queer Theology ed. Gerard Loughlin
Crip Theory ed. Robert McRuer
Temptations:
8-bit tie
Soundtrack Shirt
Free Time Watch
Andy Richter Controls the Universe
The Venture Bros. - season 2
Squirrelly T-shirt
When it comes to the discomfort I’m actually doing good. I’ve engaged in some anger, which is not a usual feeling for me to revel in and I’m doing far too well with the angry queer thing (to the extent that I found Ice Age 3 troubling). I am also about to spend a lot of money on pointless gadgets/t-shirts. However when it comes to clean, I am still going with the whole fresh theme so I guess I'm failing there.
All in all a very interesting summer so far. Stay tuned for part 2, it should be here some time mid-August.
2009-07-02
Dagens Urklipp - Verkligheten
It's called a Freudian Capslip.
Lolly says:
jag hatar att jobba
jag ska bli hemmafru
Ape -- Co-Founder of LSE says:
oj planer
men döda inte nån
och gräv inte ner hemligheter
inte bra
har jag sett på tv
Lolly says:
JAG ÄR INTE DESPERAT
2009-06-09
Gone fishing.
I will go away today. I am going south and I will be back sometime in August. You will probably flourish while I’m gone. See the world in another light. Maybe it will seem brighter. Eventually, you might even think that I’ve been smothering you and you will begin to dread my return. But know this! No one sees you like I see you. People love you, no doubt. But I look at you and I see diamonds, I see clusters of stars brightly shining and I dare bask in the beauty of it. Cut me out and you are left a mere mortal; ignore me and you black out a part of yourself.
Miss me, as I shall miss you.
Finally, do not listen to people with split tongues. Their words are not exactly lies, but nor can they possibly speak the truth. And for God’s sake: floss, even though it’s summer. Libidoly speaking, tooth decay is a hundred times more destructive than a split tongue.
That is all.
No, wait, a donkeymentary. The "Mr Bush" featured in the clip once hired J to work as a chicken dealer and is currently a member of the parliament.
Miss me, as I shall miss you.
Finally, do not listen to people with split tongues. Their words are not exactly lies, but nor can they possibly speak the truth. And for God’s sake: floss, even though it’s summer. Libidoly speaking, tooth decay is a hundred times more destructive than a split tongue.
That is all.
No, wait, a donkeymentary. The "Mr Bush" featured in the clip once hired J to work as a chicken dealer and is currently a member of the parliament.
2009-06-07
2009-06-02
Spoofing.
Some solid spoofing: Bonnie Tyler Love
Is it all just one cosmic joke of a coincidence that today's FAIL is this? Or does art imitate life imitate art?
Is it all just one cosmic joke of a coincidence that today's FAIL is this? Or does art imitate life imitate art?
2009-05-31
Life - the perpetual nap. + Alive 31/5-09
The sky is clear blue. The sun is bright. The warmth is heat.
And all I do is nap and read. I have no energy, no energy at all. I'm a lazy fat cat lapping up the sun. No work, no studying, no nothing. And the best thing, even my mind is a nothing. It is fucking brilliant.
How about you? You alive?
And this week's vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tu0PAbW75A
And this week's song: Dolly Parton – Working Girl
And all I do is nap and read. I have no energy, no energy at all. I'm a lazy fat cat lapping up the sun. No work, no studying, no nothing. And the best thing, even my mind is a nothing. It is fucking brilliant.
How about you? You alive?
And this week's vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tu0PAbW75A
And this week's song: Dolly Parton – Working Girl
2009-05-30
Jesus "loves" me.
I got a brand new old bike. It’s blue and charming with silvery details. Got it for free from the Jansson’s, I did. They’re good people, thoroughly reliable. If they would run for mandates in the EU, they would definitely get my vote.
I’m thinking of repainting their house, to surprise them, as a thank you. Maybe fuchsia. Maybe not the whole house, as I have neither the time nor the money. Their front door perhaps. Maybe I’ll just decorate the door with stickers. Various unique stickers. And not like that old Subaru we bought years ago that was covered with Jesus-loves-you-stickers, exclusively. No, I would offer mixed messages. On the Jansson door. IF I had the time.
I’m thinking of repainting their house, to surprise them, as a thank you. Maybe fuchsia. Maybe not the whole house, as I have neither the time nor the money. Their front door perhaps. Maybe I’ll just decorate the door with stickers. Various unique stickers. And not like that old Subaru we bought years ago that was covered with Jesus-loves-you-stickers, exclusively. No, I would offer mixed messages. On the Jansson door. IF I had the time.
2009-05-28
Amazing grace, cookies on sale.
I go around praising nature, but am really complimenting man’s domination of it. Flowery pasture fields, neat bushes along the road, planted trees and newly mowed lawns. I choose to see harmony before subordination, and I take pleasure in it. For that I feel cheap. Then I go around disliking people for what they are, while wondering whether it wouldn’t be better to pity us for what we can never be. For that I am confused. Then I go around dreaming of all the things I want to be, until I clash with the things I most likely will become, or already am.
Neat bushes along the road. And I still see harmony.
Neat bushes along the road. And I still see harmony.
2009-05-26
Omtänksamhet
Elsa döljer sina tår, för att jag sa att jag inte gillar sandaler där man ser tårna.
Så agerar endast en sann vän.
2009-05-24
2009-05-22
Not one original thought.
Every thought there possible is appears to already have been thunked. So why do we keep thinking? Why do we live our lives on repeat? And how come we ever even harboured notions of time being a linear concept?
Also I should start working on a tentative itinerary for my US trip. So what do you guys think I should visit? As long as a Greyhound Coach stops in the general vicinity I'm all aboard any suggestions. So hit me with one.
And in unrelated news, here's this weeks top 5:
Erasure - Little respect
Anders & Putte - Elisabeth
30 Rock - Kidney Now - HD
Knorkator - Try Again-
Seasons of Love from RENT the movie
And this weeks link:
walkingman.org
And the album of the week:
Peaches – I Feel Cream
Also I should start working on a tentative itinerary for my US trip. So what do you guys think I should visit? As long as a Greyhound Coach stops in the general vicinity I'm all aboard any suggestions. So hit me with one.
And in unrelated news, here's this weeks top 5:
Erasure - Little respect
Anders & Putte - Elisabeth
30 Rock - Kidney Now - HD
Knorkator - Try Again-
Seasons of Love from RENT the movie
And this weeks link:
walkingman.org
And the album of the week:
Peaches – I Feel Cream
2009-05-21
2009-05-20
feeling disabled over here!
You know how kids with dyslexia get extra help in school, or how disabled kids get wheelchair access and stuff like that. Could I get a personal tutor and ass-into-gear-kicker?
Cause I really need one. Someone with enough authority to sit me down and make me do the work I am supposed to do. Like a study-buddy with a whip and no carrots.
I really, really need one. I'm poor, I've also got poor coordination and eyes-sight and I can't cook (not really) so I've got nothing to offer in return, but I still need an authoritative study-buddy once autumn comes around. So if you know anyone who take pity on fools and carries a whip, point them in my direction.
And while we wait for my saviour lets listen to Tobias Fünke's long lost twin sing;
Cause I really need one. Someone with enough authority to sit me down and make me do the work I am supposed to do. Like a study-buddy with a whip and no carrots.
I really, really need one. I'm poor, I've also got poor coordination and eyes-sight and I can't cook (not really) so I've got nothing to offer in return, but I still need an authoritative study-buddy once autumn comes around. So if you know anyone who take pity on fools and carries a whip, point them in my direction.
And while we wait for my saviour lets listen to Tobias Fünke's long lost twin sing;
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