2009-10-28

More Nipple Tassels at Boob Night


Let's celebrate boobs with "Boob Night"!

Nästa vecka har vi en pysselkväll!
Den går i bröstens tecken.
Mycket bröst eller helt enkelt synlig bh (alternativet är att klä oss i rosa, vilket är B).

Menyn består av:
Krustader med gräddfil + liten bröstvårteliknande klick röd rom
Potatishalvor placerade med snittytan nedåt.
Kycklingbröst
Rosa sås
Rosa glass i div bröstform till efterrätt, och baknig av bröstkakor kommer att ske fortlöpande under kvällen.



För att slappna av spelar vi däremellan tutt-memo, diskuterar bröstens anatomi samt (kvällens höjdpunkt) övar på att snurra våra Nipple Tassels!

Denna kväll kan inte gå fel!

Tisdag, anyone?

2009-10-27

Instead of Lindsay Lohan's take on nipple tassels...

After a hard day’s work in school, I find it highly rewarding listening to this song. Because, contrary to facts, it makes me feel like I’ve accomplished something. Bryan Ferry might not be the prettiest puppy in the petshop, but his voice IS smoother than sunshine. And since the sun’s been hiding its ass for over a week now, Roxy Music is my substitute.

On a darker note, Halloween’s coming up and I might’ve promised hosting some kind of black-spandex-red-lips party. Somehow, I find that thought highly depressing right now. But that’s probably just my heavy workload talking. Can anyone be so kind as to inform me of the cancelability of that specific event?

And finally, tiny, remember that time when we were at that awfully trendy club somewhere close to Champs Elysées and that horrible guard insinuated that my awesome dress was too coat-y, simply by asking if it was a coat and if so advised me to hand it in to the wardrobe? And I was like Man, me and my dress are are as coat-y as this place is ghey! Of course I didn’t say that. What does that even mean? No. Instead, I felt strangely exposed, almost naked, when naturally, I should‘ve felt the opposite. But - and here’s my point - apparently this kind of conformist shit happens to other people as well. And I swear, I didn't even wear turtleneck that specific night.

2009-10-23

Favorit i repris. Som man säger.

Kungen är ute och jagar älg igen. Detta meddelade Rapport i ett reportage i gårdagens sändning:

[bild på en man i skogen klädd i grönt som röker en cigarr]

Och i gränstrakterna mellan Dalarna och Västmanland har kungen tillsammans med direktörer, grevar, friherrar och politiker jagat älg de senaste två dagarna, och vår monark gick inte lottlös

[bild på en man som lyfter huvudet på en död älg genom att dra den i örat]

- nä ja sköt en liten pinn en pinn-pinn-tjur, en ko, kalv och en pinn-pinn, pinn-tjur, som man säger.

[slut på reportaget]

2009-10-15

Fikamöte


På lördag är det fikamöte.
INGA undanflykter.

Fågelsången ca 13.

2009-10-07

(e)Harlequin

As I think we are all familiarising ourselves with the lovely (or not so lovely) world of Harlequin, I thought it was about time we had a post on it. Or basically I got a little bit bored and googled Harlequin, and quickly found myself on eHarlequin.com.

While enjoying myself immensely as I browsed the site (and found free downloadable copies of their books! - and yes I am totally thinking about downloading the one about fatherhood and twins) I also found my new favourite category of books, Superromance. I kid you not, there is such a genre. It does not include supermen or mutants, but is simply a kind of romance so super it deserves it's own genre. Or to quote the site itself;

"Romance has never felt more real than in our Harlequin Superromance series! More than a romantic relationship, it's mainstream romance with the promise of happy ever after!"

Is it just me or does this description sound incredibly aggressive? Oppressive almost. All those exclamation points!

And seeing how they both cater to the African-American and Hispanic communities I say why not replace the Sheik with the predatory-Butch. As a matter of fact why not read through their extremely helpful writing guidelines and then get cracking.

What say you?

2009-10-05

Jag ser ingen annan lösning...

Var det vi som undrade huruvida det enbart är kvinnor som släpps in på Ladies' Night? Hursomhelst är det tydligen någon därute, närmare bestämt en busschaufför, som också har funderat. I cirka åtta mil funderade han, för att slutligen ta ställning och agera.

Man thrown off bus in gender row.