Lord Henry OK'd it, once again.

Perhaps DIKT:APRIL was doomed to fail from the very start. Instead of sitting alone typing nonsensical words in sheer desperation, we decided to come together last week and create life poetry in the form of sunshine, people's beer and boffer sword production. This collective dream state went on for some days and in the meantime, DIKT:APRIL vanished like volcanic ash in the wind. And we would all rejoice, put on our most picturesque outfits and start thinking about future beautiful failed projects to come.

The only artists I have ever known, who are personally delightful, are bad artists. Good artists exist simply in what they make, and consequently are perfectly uninteresting in what they are. A great poet, a really great poet, is the most unpoetical of all creatures. But inferior poets are absolutely fascinating. The worse their rhymes are, the more picturesque they look. The mere fact of having published a book of second-rate sonnets makes a man quite irresistible. He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realise.

Lord Henry, in “The Picture of Dorian Gray” by Oscar Wilde

I'll live my next life as a male Bollywood star

And if I'm not able to pull off those moves (1:25, 1:56, 3:33, 3:45 etc.) plan B is to become a dancing Indian condom.

You know, not everyone has achieved the label "über-skinny starlet" in the press.

But, anyway...

Two cherubs, one cloud.

Fuck You Capitalism and the horse of Intellectual Property which you rode in on.

Who needs to pay for entertainment when there are so much good free stuff out there?! And I'd much rather support these shows than play the game of greedy bastards with very little regard to creativity or an intelligent audience.

Therefore I decided to devote a post to some of my favourite free shows out there. Some of them are not currently updating, but they are still bloody brilliant.

3Way - Hilarious lesbian meta show.

Improv Everywhere - Brilliant public improvisations. Frozen Grand Central was their doing.

ItsJustSomeRandomGuy - Well written adventure with lots of dry humour for the comic-book geeks among us.

P0YKPAC - Simple, but incredibly well done sketches.

The Guild - A lovingly poke at all us internet addicts and gamers.

Viralcom - A humorous take on the world of YouTube and viral videos.

What the Buck? - I know you all know who Buck is, and I know we all are kinda annoyed, but kinda fascinated by him.

You got any you want to add to the list?

so why don't you care?

As I was pondering the existence of love and lust in a compatible combination I accidentally stumbled upon Capetown. Now I am head over heels with Mr Telephone. However I am no closer to solve the lust/love equation.



Though after discovering a new love I started wondering whether or not love and lust necessarily have to exist simultaneously. Obviously that's what our culture encourages, but then again our culture encourages a lot of other weird stuff like dental hygiene, reproduction and living the "rat race".


ps. paper clothing is kinda fun, but way uncomfortable ds.

men alla kallar mig farsan

Life is good. Mira entered it. Upon which passion, reverence and attraction followed. I'm the distant groupie. I'm the never-jaded fan. I'm the full of joy listener, the humble spectator. I'm the one who never once saw her smile.

And I didn't need her to.

Halvkilo Pitt, anyone?

Today Florence Genitalia Nightingale Ramses by Ape was born.

Also as we talk about heading west, I have found us an excellent mood setter video.

Nathan Fillion is love.

I love.

Nailing Your Wife | Girls | SPIKE.com

Love.

This is what you can expect when I return.



So bring out the boom-box and make sure Whitney Houston is just a press of play away.

(I would be the lion, so be sure to keep your hair long and your trousers flared sometime around end of August)