I was wrong. Really, really wrong.

So, 90% or so of the population has latent herpes. I did not know that. I think I listened to much to schoolyard gossip when I was 11, and not enough in school (or wherever it is people learn about herpes).

Also, my hearing's no what it should be, so I thought I'd compile a short list of "What They Said & What I Heard":

Mjälte- Hjälte

Corpus- Korvbuss

Keep on chewing- I Want You, Owen.

Something beautiful (part 1 of 3):

On an end note, I'm extremely happy to announce I've signed a contract for a room! On Rackarberget. I get the key January 2d. I'm so excited! (but not touching myself.)