When did you stop being a bumby bear?

Jambo! as Lindsay Lohan’s character in Mean Girls so delicately puts it. I’m back from that continent that starts with an AAH and ends with FREAK OUT. It’s been two good months. But I also have good hopes for the future autumn. For no discernable reason.

Today L told me of a man who ingested funnyfunny mushrooms. The man then went out in the 'woods' and there he met something which he was certain was a bumby bear. However, the bumby bear eventually turned aggressive on the man and he had to lock it up in his wardrobe. He later realized the bumby bear in his closet was in fact a human being, and a dwarf, at that. That must’ve been weird.

Let’s say that I take mushrooms today. That will probably make me meet La Roux, in this video, but the soundtrack will be this song. I would be very happy. But then suddenly I would stab her to death with my brand new set of BBQ-knives. For no discernable reason. And then I would snap out of it and the dead body would turn out to be the dead body not of La Roux but of Amy Diamond. Phew! They sort of sound the same at times but are, of course, totally different. Anywho. Part of the world would rejoice but I would go to jail in any case. Which I think is only fair. One cannot go around killing people, however pointless their existence. I believe in some kind of basic human value. Yeah. But in jail I would get everybody’s dessert because - generally - prison people don’t like Amy Diamond. And then I would probably regret the mushrooms and write another letter to Lindsay Lohan, this time urgently asking for spiritual guidance.

Edit: I'm afraid I forgot to type down the main purpose of this post, which was: Ape, can you please please please get a La Roux haircut? I can even consider paying for having it done.

Shoplifter Fail

Okej, det här var mest roligt för att det är på Stora Torget. Kinda reference humour, only not at all.

Shoplifter Fail

"never felt this way before"

I don't even like marriages, and I can't dance, but there is something strangely endearing about this vid. I like how they just go with it, just let loose. It's horribly pretentious, but on some level it feels like they know it. Still they do it.

And is it horribly wrong to keep imagining this as Lolly's wedding? Glen dressed up in white and the odds supporting him as Lolly raises her arms and him above her head.

Life Philosophy

"My goal in life is to live each and every single menstrual cycle- different! Different and better than the last."

I like it. I think I shall adopt it.

The urge to watch.

I've got this pressing urge to watch people interact. I'm not sure where it came from, but I am currently burning to regard people from a distance. To see their body language, see their lips move, but not being able to hear the actual words. I wanna sit and I wanna watch and I wanna imagine.

I feel like I want to become better at understanding people, somehow it feels as if people-watching would be the first step.

Monday perhaps. Now all I need to do is find a good place to watch people interact without my presence being a direct influence or interference.

I'm not the only one mentally flossing.

It's a drug. An addiction. A vice. And a blessing. I simply cannot stop wanting to learn. I just want to absorb it all. Transform it. Make it mine.

Knowledge. That's what I'm talking about. This site helps. It doesn't cure me, but it helps.

http://www.mentalfloss.com/

I've got nothing.

Men jag tror jag måste gå till tandläkarn så nu önskar jag att Dr Alban var min tandläkare. Jag tror jag ska kall min läkare Alban och låtsas lite.