I am here to spread awareness. I also declare today, the 21st of March to be International Sexual Sneezing Awareness Day (liable to change into something snappier).
Thanks to the two doctors/researchers Mahmood Bhutta and Harold Maxwell it is no longer simply a phenomena, but it's a recorded phenomena. In their report "Sneezing induced by sexual ideation or orgasm: an under-reported phenomenon" they have documented at least 17 cases of where sneezing is linked to sexual thoughts and desires. It is actually a brain switch-up where your synapses misfire and cause a sneeze as a consequence of either sexual release or ideation (ie thoughts). There is also an inherited element to this phenomena.
So don't be embarrassed, you are not alone. There are lots (or at least 18) of us out there. It might be mixed up synapses, but they're our mixed up synapses and we should be damn proud of our sneezing conditions.
2009-03-21
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I'm so happy for you. And it's great that you're not ashamed. Not that there's any reason.
Say, is your movement openly homophobic?
If not, and if you're serious about the awareness (and the pride), maybe you can have your own delegation in the Uppsala Pride Festival. Wouldn't that be something? Awareness is key. Soon you'll have sneeze-friends. And you could do sneeze-business together. Or whatever it is that you sneeze-sexuals do.
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